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Mom:
You got a package today.
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Me:
Oh, sweet.
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Mom:
From...*reads package* Vampfangs?
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Me:
They weren't supposed to come for a week.
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Mom:
They're not...you know, vampire fangs, are they?
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Me:
...
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Mom:
They are.
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Me:
They're for my costume.
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Mom:
*stares for a moment, walks away*
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Me:
Nowaitwecantalkaboutthis


